Damn, That Could've Been Me!

Hello readers, its been quite some time. I've been looking for some inspiration to write and I found it on MTV of all places. (Go figure) I'm a fan of the show "I Used To Be Fat". The concept of the show and the hard work that those kids put in to losing the weight.  Every single time that I watch that show I say the same thing to myself: "damn that coulda been me"!!! All those weight-loss shows, all those opportunities to make some money. I could've had some tuition paid for, a car, extra cash for some bling. I mean really guys??  You REALLY couldn't make that show the summer I went to college?? Well, good thing cause I kinda went junkfood crazy that summer, but anywhooo. It's all good though, I'm just gonna hold out and hopefully Oprah could use a topic about a newly slim & sexy man. *crosses fingers*